What is Your name?
Traffic police pulled over a very fast car and approached the driver with note-book in hand.
‘You were driving 100 kilometers an hour. That’s 40 Kilometer more than the speed limit. What is your name?’
Driver : ‘Mickhaelovic Dubroevanscnzkics Dostoevsky’
Police, flipping his note-book shut: ‘Alright, don’t do it again’.
Young Chandu had just been hired at a new job. ‘Here’s how we work’, said the boss.
‘A customer comes in for a new pair of glasses. First you examine him. Then you start
showing him some frames.’
‘But the prices aren’t marked’, said chandu .
‘Exactly’, replied the boss.
‘When the customer selects a frame that he likes, he’ll ask you how much it costs, You say,
If he doesn’t object, then you add, ‘And the lenses, of course, are a hundred rupees.’
and if he still doesn’t object, you say ‘each’!’